To the non-multiple-having guy with the put-your-twins-in-the-same-room-at-night-because-they-don't-wake-each-other-up advice:
You, sir, are a liar. A big, fat, ass of a liar.
And if any of you moms of multiples gave me the same advice, I can't even look at you right now.
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Alright, I'm over it. No, wait, I'm not. Okay, yes I am. Let's look at children.
I'm not going to express any views on global warming on this blog, but if you believe it's a real phenomenon, here's the silver lining: It's No-Jacket November!
And if you don't believe in global warming, you can enjoy No-Jacket November guilt free. Sweet.
Is it bad that I believe in global warming and still enjoy no-jacket November! Best part: You can still wear your super cute fall clothes and not have to cover them up with a big ole coat! Win-win! Hey - Zachary seems to know what he is doing with that football there! That's pretty good form!
ReplyDeleteI believe in global warming, but here in the south we often get no-jacket November, December and January. So if you are going for warmth in winter come south. I need some good company. There is a lot for sale two houses down. You could build your dream house and I will have a friend within shouting distance. Sounds like a double Win to me!
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