Here's what we've done: (1) Signed up for breastfeeding class this weekend; (2) bought a new multi-room video monitor (When it arrived yesterday, The Husband promptly took everything out of the box and set it up. In the kitchen. Cuz that's where we needed it.); and here's the big one: (3) we got rid of our car and bought a new one!
The boys spent some time on a recent weekend washing our sedan in preparation to sell it. I can't tell you how much joy it brings me to see all three of them cleaning. Is that wrong? I just wish they'd bring that enthusiasm indoors.
Eventually, it just became fun to throw the rag around and jump in puddles.
There was much debate over what car to buy next. The debate mostly centered around whether we were going to give up on life and buy a minivan (no offense to those who have already given up on life, ahem, Rache, Tanika, Cindy, Mark & Chas, Mom & Dad). I, being the sensible one of the two of us, voted to give up on life. It seemed the best way to handle three carseats and the mountain of stuff that must travel with babies and toddlers. The Husband, however, was deeply concerned about all of the crap he'd get from Chas. It's a legitimate concern -- that girl can dish it!
In the end, The Husband found a minivan/station wagon type car that did not have automatic doors, but was otherwise filled with lots of buttons and gadgets to play with (which, of course are the most important things when you have a ridonculous number of children). He didn't make this decision easily; even after he signed the contract, he was wavering. The concern, he said, was that if I didn't like this car, it would be his fault. If we ended up hating the minivan, that would be my fault. Given this rationale, the only logical choice was to nudge him in the direction of the minivan/station wagon. (I think a wise person once said that the key to a successful marriage is knowing precisely where to place the blame when something goes wrong.) I'll let you know if this goes wrong.
(Is it just me, or does this look a leeeeeetle bit like a Hearse? Nonetheless, Zachary says, "New car. I want to drive it!")
So, wait! After all the crap you gave me about buying a minivan, you went out and bought a STATION WAGON?! Does it have wood-paneling, too? LOL!! Just kidding! I knew you would come around. It only makes sense. And honestly, you will love the convenience of your new, bigger, more family-friendly vehicle so much, you will wonder why you didn't make this leap before. I actually adore my minivan, now, and no one could have EVER told me I would say that, back in the day when I was young and hot. Now that I'm old and hot, I know better than to make blanket statements about things I will "never" do. That always seems to come back to bite you in the butt.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you need to get CRACKING on buying up Buy Buy Baby or Babies R Us (I'd suggest BBB, from experience. They just have way more options and much better customer service.)I don't want to remind you that your ONE baby came a bit early. So it's entirely possible (and quite likely my dear) that your TWO little lovelies might make an early appearance as well. Not to scare you, of course! I'm just sayin...break out that credit card! Get to shopping! You'll feel so much better when you do. I wish I had some things to give you! But of the pairs of baby items I had, my sister took one of almost everything for her little boy. And the other stuff I'm using for Curveball. Anyway, I know you won't have a baby shower, but I'll be getting you something anyway. I'm gonna wait until you have a few things, so I know what you need. While you're shopping though, please add a Mommy Hook to your list. You are SO gonna need it.