Thursday, December 27, 2012

The Christmas Wrap-up Post

I'm shocked at how quickly the holiday season came and went, especially given that I've been awake the entire time.

We didn't go anywhere, and this is the first Christmas I can remember in a long time that wasn't accompanied by some underlying stress.  Probably because I have a couple of built-in excuses for not getting things done, and nobody questions the legitimacy of the excuse when I use it.  And it works for everything.  ("Oh.  You didn't get me a gift."  "No, sorry, I have babies.  Two of them.  Two.  At the same time."  "Ohhhhhh, okay."  or "You're looking kinda greasy.  When was the last time you took a shower?"  "I have twins.  That's two babies."  "Ohhhh.") 

Clearly, I've been slacking on the blogging front, but that doesn't mean there wasn't anything going on.  From Christmas-tree shopping at Roar's school with my parents to our Christmas dinner of linguine with clam sauce, there was lots of goodness.  Here's what I hope to always remember:

Zachary picked out the Christmas tree again this year.  He went from tree to tree, proclaiming, "I don't love it" until he found the one that he loved.  And it was beautiful.

[Husband, where are those iPhone pictures you promised me???]

The day before my parents were heading back home to Iowa, we decorated the tree.  Parta taught the boys how to properly put up Christmas lights, and Parti showed Zachary the best places to hang ornaments.  This year was the first year in our relationship that my husband did not complain about our lack of seizure-inducing multi-colored blinking lights.  Peace on Earth indeed.

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One night, we got the little ones fed, bathed, and pajamied, then we all piled into the car to look at Christmas lights.  We played Christmas music, stopped by a drive through to get ice cream, and hit up the tackiest lights our area had to offer.  Because of the mafia tint on our back windows, Zachary was having trouble seeing, so he requested that we roll down his window despite some light rain.  We rolled down Roar's as well, because he didn't want us to.  Ice cream, tacky lights, Christmas music, talking, laughing, listening to Zachary's appreciative "ooooh, pretty!!", and general family togetherness for over an hour -- this is my second favorite memory of this holiday season.

On Christmas Eve Day, big beautiful snowflakes began to fall, despite the fact that snow had not been in the forecast as of the night before.  "It's a Christmas miracle!" Zachary tells Parti and Parta on the phone.

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I put up the stockings and exclaimed, "Oh !$^@$" as it finally dawns on me that our family is huge.  Seriously, it took me this long. 

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(No, we do not have a mantel, and yes, that makes me sad.  Also, I realize I didn't get around to putting everyone's pictures in the stocking holders.  But I have twins.  Two babies.  Two.  At the same time.)

We went to church on Christmas Eve at a respectable hour.  Everyone looked adorable.  Especially me.  I looked like an adorable supermodel.

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There were presents, lots of presents:

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Then there were VERY SPECIAL (and a little bit ridonculous) presents.  We had Parti, Parta, Nonna, and Pop on Skype to watch the unveiling of these ones.  (Roar was so confused by the presence of his present that he did not have a you-tube worthy response.  It was like, "Huhhhh?")

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Roar drove a car for the first time ever.  He's terrible, and for some reason, watching him give my husband whiplash when he hit the brake made my heart gush.  It was also one moment that brought home the saying, "With babies, the days are long, but the years are short."  Roar went from this:
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to this, in the blink of an eye.

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But the best memory this year?  A couple of people we had been waiting for all of our lives were able to join us. 

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Merry Christmas, everyone!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Obsessed

I admit it:  I am obsessed.  Ever since I committed to improving my photography skills, I've been spending almost all of my free time learning things I can do to become a better photographer.  It's crept into my day job, where I'll be writing a judicial opinion, and I'll stop mid-sentence to see if I can figure out how to solve my focusing problems.  I see the irony in that.  I do.

I've stopped blogging about the really important things -- the things I need to document, such as the many things that happened while my parents were here (that's coming tomorrow, I hope) -- and spending that time watching online tutorials about Photoshop.

I've taken so many pictures of my children that Zachary runs away screaming "Noooo!  I'm running away from mommy!" when he sees me holding a camera now.  No joke.

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The babies, however, are not yet annoyed, so they bear the brunt of this obsession.  And Roar too, now that I think of it, because he's been acting as my production assistant.

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But it's so fun to see how I'm progressing.  In fact, I couldn't wait until closer to the holidays to show you Samantha and Conor's Christmas photos.  Want to see?  Too bad if you don't -- you've read this far, and I'm going to suck you into this too.

My silly Samantha:

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My sweet Conor:

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What do you think?

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

How to make a teenage boy smile for photos: A tutorial

In response to Candice's question, I thought I'd prepare a tutorial on how to make a teenager smile.  Here's what I've learned in the last couple of years:

(1) Do not interrupt feeding time.  Or video game time.  Or feeding time.  Or sleeping.  I realize that leaves only a small window of opportunity, so watch and wait.  Be patient.  And then pounce.

(2) Offer money.  Or a car.  Or food.

(3) "Say 'cheese'" is so passe.  I have great luck with boys aged 2 through 35 by suggesting "say 'poop'" or "say 'fart.'"  The following picture is courtesy of, "say 'boobie'!"

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(4)  Have a snack ready to offer in case you have to adjust your camera settings or if you dare move him. Now act quickly, dammit!!

I'm not going to suggest that it's easy, but it can be done.  I'm living proof.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Merry Christmas to meeeeeeeeeee!

Omigosh omigosh omigosh.

I finished my first photography class, and to celebrate, the Husband gave me an awesome early Christmas present:  A new lens for my camera!

I am swooning over here.  Swooning, I say!  Behold my favorite models:
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Still much to learn, and tons of fancy equipment that I'm coveting, but man oh man, I am so happy right now.

(Thanks so much to Laura for teaching me how to get around Blogger's photo storage limits!  Hugs!)